- No Male Ever: Yeah I really like her but she doesn't have a thigh gap
8 hours ago // 171,260 notes
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: dylanobylan)
8 hours ago // 61,944 notes
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
8 hours ago // 69,723 notes
